Man tries to pay with Spider Drawing

Funniest email string ever.. I want to be his friend

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

I wish I had access to whatever this little boy just got..

Funny video of a little boy. The best part honestly is when he randomly gets aggressive. Those are the kind of users you have to be careful of.. one minute cute little boy with an extraordinarily big tooth– then next minute freaking out.

Mrs. Stewart

no not martha— mrs. john stewart. Yup just thought in case anyone didn’t know that I am secretly married to john stewart. Its amazing but we keep it on the dl to stay out of the light of the paparazzi.  A power couple like us could never get a moments peace.

Advanced memory and other things I would like to forget

I was reading an article about a woman today who has really advanced memory and can remember everything that happened on every single day. You can read about it more here . But since this blog is about me– I thought this would be a good time to discuss a memory I wish I could forget…… I call it. Why I never became a ballerina..

I was just a wee girl (remember that line its a funny pun for later) dressed to the nine in my pale tights and matching ballet slippers…  and while I was only 5 I already had many dance credits to my name, such as the key pink elephant in the circus parade, and the twirling candy cane in some equally profound ballet.

Anyhow, all advanced dancers start with their warm-up and as we were going through the different positions I realized I had to use the restroom. It is important to note here that I am not a bg (bad girl) and follow the rules. One rule the instructor had was that only one girl could leave to go to the restroom at a time. The bathroom was taken so I waited patiently trying to hold it in. Just as she left I started to scurry over just as one of the less important little brats ran in front of me. Against my best judgement that I really had to go, like a good girl I walked back to the warm up bar to wait yet again.

Just at that time good ol teach told us to get into 5th position.  While its ballet position number 5, not karma sutra position number 5, many could not tell the difference.

Well I attempted to get in the position however had to stick my butt out in order to keep my bladder from draining. the teacher noticing my disgraceful technique ran over   to give me a hand (yet another funny pun if you pay attention). She said some rhyme about butts being sucked and proceeded to push my butt in as my pee pushed out… onto her hand.  Anyhow, the teacher then obviously forgot her own one bathroom rule and screamed all sorts of profanities with the overall message to send me to the bathroom.  I went to the bathroom, out of the studio and on my way to bigger and better things. I realized at that moment that nature calling was just a way for me to realize that ballet was not my calling.

P.S. Miss Sixty rocks my world.

Grapefruit makes birth control ineffective

I don’t think I have to say more. Yes its true with some birthcontrol. It even warns of grapefruit consumption on the label. I feel like this warning needs to be the biggest label on the bottle.

Brazilian Model Looses Hands and Feet to Urinary Infection

So I thought this was a story right out of the Enquirer myself when I read it on evilbeet (awesome blog btw) until I started seeing it on CNN and other sources about 3 days later. Apparently evil beet is just ahead of the pack.  Anyhow… am model was misdiagnosed with kidney stones in december when she fell ill and then by the time they figured out she had a urinary tract infection instead, infection caused necessary amputation of her hands and feet. The newest update is that they had to remove her stomach.  All I have to say is that Dr. is f*cked.

And on a side note– if I wasn’t a hypochondriact before, now knowing I can lose limbs from an infection in my pee– I think I will just stay home.

You can read more here: http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/01/22/brazilian-model-loses-hands-and-feet-to-urinary-infection/

Chysler’s Good Use of Tax Money

Chrylser just got a lot of money from the government (aka taxpayers) and chrysler just use that money to thank you ads for that money. The thank you ads were full page ads in the wall street journal and usa today… full page ads in the wall street journal start at 200,000…. well withouth saying.. the people Chrysler wanted to thank had a few words in response to the thanks Chrysler sent America.

My favorites include:

We weren’t buying your cars before because they are all gas guzzling, unreliable, uninteresting cars that look like they were styled by the coleman plastic cooler division, inside and out.

I’m boycotting you. My whole family is boycotting you. My mother and my father, my brothers and sisters, my sons and daughters. Just thought I’d let you know.

Dear Chrysler: I don’t like to pay for things twice, so since I’ve already paid to bail you out of your mess, I won’t be buying any of your vehicles. Yours Truly

You are not welcome, thieves. Your shitty, ugly cars will now sell even less, thanks to your ignorance and hubris. You better hope the government keeps printing money for you, because you aren’t getting any of ours anytime soon.

If it comes down to Chrysler or walking…….we’ll walk. I’ll put my kids on a mule before I’ll put them in a Chysler. Suck it, you parasites.

See some more comments at the site below. The page where valued customers could comment on the thank you has since been taken down– but our good friend Google has a cache of the page so you can also look there to see the complete list.

Enjoy! and buy Honda

http://consumerist.com/5137457/chrysler-buys-ads-thanking-you-for-tax-money-you-get-pissed-chrysler-censors-you

Let the posting begin…

So I have had a blog for a while because being in social marketing, its expected.  In all the time that I have had it however I have only made one post, which said only “Hello, World”.  Let me start by apologizing for this post. I may have been intoxicated.

With that said, I never post because I never thought I had anything interesting to say. As I go through my day however I have realized– while that may be true, I get the absolutely best articles and information on what others have to say and have been selfishly keeping it to myself not sharing it with the world. So with that I have decided to start today. I hope my insight to the crazy world around us will entertain you.

Let the posting begin…

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